Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...