Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.