What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...