Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...