Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...