HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...