You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...