Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...