Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....