Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...