I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...