Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...