Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...