The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...