What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...