Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...