Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!