Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...