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Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Think you’re having a bad day!
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