Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
The President
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We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...