Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...