Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...