Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...