There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...