Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...