The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...