Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...