The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...