May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Type what I tell you
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
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Some Whimsical Sayings
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