English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.