How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...