Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...