Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.