A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...