How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Question and answer animal jokes
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The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...