How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...