A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....