True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...