Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...