Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...