Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...