Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...