51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...