Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...