Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...