The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...