Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...