It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...