How do you open a can of beer?
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Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...