What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A bullfrog!
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Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...